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A human being (or not). From planet earth (or not). born in the 90's. chocolate eater. addicted to music, movies, books, tv shows and games. rather optimistic
House Stark
{ GAME OF THRONES }
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riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this



I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.
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theborgiasita:

I never get recognized in the UK but I do in America because The Borgias was so popular. I really was freaked out when I first went to the States. It was like, what the fuck? Even if people haven’t watched your show, they’ve seen your face in front of a phone box. [x]
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