emma’s potential suitors according to the fandom:
- neal: 300 years older than her parents
- hook: oLDER THAN NEAL
- graham: same age as he was when her mom was a teenager???
- august: oh only a couple years older!
- unless you count his time as tree
- then he’s probably the oldest of them all
- lol august was a tree
OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT
AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK
AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE
IMAGE HEAVY UNDER CUT
“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“
“You would be so much cuter with make up-“
“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“
“You shouldn’t wear that-“
“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.